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gazerwolf ([personal profile] gazerwolf) wrote2005-12-05 01:12 pm
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Ap[parently I've been a BAAAD boy

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I helped [livejournal.com profile] rosepurr across the street (6 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] filkertom (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] annathepiper (-10 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5710 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
gazerwolf

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