Last Thursday I helped rosepurr across the street (6 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, filkertom (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for annathepiper (-10 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5710 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!