gazerwolf

Oh no I accidentally my online!

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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: TV

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: TV

My Dear Transfer Of Fund,

I am Dr George Konan from Ivory Coast, I need your honest assistance to transfer Usd$17.7 Million Dollars from here. Please reply with your direct phone number and your full name if interested. I await your quick reply.

George Konan

- Dr.George Konan

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Living room
Current Music: Emeril Live

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Living room
Current Music: Emeril Live

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I donated bone marrow to

mamishka in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I gave

starfallz a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (634 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!

Sincerely,
Gazerwolf

Although why giving someone a Dutch Oven is naughty I have no idea

Current Mood: apathetic
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Law And Order Criminal Intent

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I donated bone marrow to

mamishka in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I gave

starfallz a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (634 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!

Sincerely,
Gazerwolf

Although why giving someone a Dutch Oven is naughty I have no idea

Current Mood: apathetic
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Law And Order Criminal Intent

Serenity Puppet Theater

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Serenity Puppet Theater

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Oh Noes

Oh Noes

The most honest nigerian scammer EVER!

The most honest nigerian scammer EVER!

Oh well why not

Oh well why not

Nuff said

Nuff said

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